- CHOCOLATE is proof that G-d loves us
- Next to G-d, the best thing in life is CHOCOLATE!!!
- In Heaven, CHOCOLATE has NO calories and is served as the main course.
- When life gets you down, and NOTHING seems to go your way, remember...you ALWAYS have G-d and a friend...CHOCOLATE!!!
- "If" G-d had meant me to be thin, He wouldn't have created CHOCOLATE.
- "If" at first you don't succeed...have CHOCOLATE!!!
- "If" calories are an issue, store your CHOCOLATE on top of the fridge. Calories are afraid of heights, and they will jump out of the CHOCOLATE to protect themselves.
- "If" I eat equal amounts of dark CHOCOLATE and white CHOCOLATE, is that a balanced diet? Don't they actually counteract each other?
- "If" it's NOT CHOCOLATE, it's a vegetable.
- "If" NOT for CHOCOLATE, there would be NO need for control top pantyhose. An entire garment industry would be devastated.
- "If" you can't eat ALL your CHOCOLATE, it will keep in the freezer. But, "if" you can't eat ALL your CHOCOLATE, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU???
- "If" you've got melted CHOCOLATE ALL over your hands, you're eating it too slowly.
- A chill in the air, a cat on the lap, a mug of CHOCOLATE, and a good book... Ahhh, Paradise!
- CHOCOLATE covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.
- CHOCOLATE has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger.
- CHOCOLATE is no ordinary food. It is not something you can take or leave, something you like only moderately.
You don't like CHOCOLATE. You don't even love CHOCOLATE. CHOCOLATE is something you have an affair with.
- CHOCOLATE is the answer - no matter what the question is!
- CHOCOLATE- it's not just for breakfast anymore!
- Coffee, CHOCOLATE, men...Some things are just better rich.
- Diet tip: Eat CHOCOLATE before each meal. It'll take the edge off your appetite and you'll eat less.
- Do Not Disturb: CHOCOLATE fantasy in progress.
- Friends are the CHOCOLATE chips in the cookie of life.
- Forget love, I'd rather fall in CHOCOLATE.
- Hand over the CHOCOLATE and No One Gets Hurt
- Q. How many calories in a piece of CHOCOLATE?
A. WHO CARES?
- I am a woman/man of many moods and they ALL require CHOCOLATE.
- I don't drown my sorrows; I suffocate them with CHOCOLATE!
- I have this theory that CHOCOLATE slows down the aging process...
It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance?
- I love you as much as CHOCOLATE itself!
- I'd give up CHOCOLATE, but I'm no quitter
- It's NEVER too early or too late for CHOCOLATE.
- Life is like a box of CHOCOLATE... you NEVER know what you're going to get.
- Man CANNOT live on CHOCOLATE alone – but a woman can!
- Money talks. CHOCOLATE sings.
- Next to CHOCOLATE, the best thing in life is you!
- A nice box of CHOCOLATE can provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Isn't THAT handy???
- The ONLY thing better than a good friend, is a good friend with CHOCOLATE!!!
- The problem: How to get 2 pounds of CHOCOLATE home from the store in a hot car
The solution: Eat it in the parking lot.
- Promise me anything, BUT GIVE ME CHOCOLATE!!!
- Put "EAT CHOCOLATE" at the top of your list of things to do today.
At least you'll get one thing done.
- Save the Earth - it's the ONLY planet with CHOCOLATE.
- So much CHOCOLATE - so little time!
- There are 4 basic food groups: MILK CHOCOLATE, DARK CHOCOLATE, WHITE CHOCOLATE, and CHOCOLATE TRUFFLES.
- There are only 2 food groups. "If" it's NOT CHOCOLATE, it's a vegetable.
- There are times when CHOCOLATE really can solve ALL your problems.
- There's NOTHING wrong with me that a little CHOCOLATE won't cure.
- Those who say "NOTHING tastes as good as thin feels" haven't tasted REAL CHOCOLATE!!!
- Two could live as cheaply as one "if" one of us didn't like CHOCOLATE so much.
- The way to a woman's heart is through a box of CHOCOLATE.
- Q. Why is there no such organization as CHOCOHOLICS Anonymous?
A. Because no one wants to quit.
- The 12-step CHOCOHOLICS Program: "NEVER BE MORE THAN 12 STEPS AWAY FROM CHOCOLATE!!!”
- I'm a CHOCOHOLIC!!!
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